Don’t date me because all I’m gonna want to do is lay on you and have sex 8 times a day and do drugs with you and eat food in bed together and go on roadtrips and to concerts.
Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
This guy is so rad.
Outtake for Emma’s protest against Turkish Deputy Prime Minister’s comment! ‘All women to stop laughing in public!’